10 strange but true answers to interview questions

Q: Why are you applying for this position?
A: “My dream is to be
an astronomer but since I possess literally zero training in astronomy I
am currently looking for work as a procurement officer.”
Q: Tell me about your previous work experience.
A: “Worked with my dad building things. Worked with my mum cleaning the house.”
Q: What’s the size of your current employer?
A: “Very tall. Probably over 6 foot.”
Q: Why do you want to work for this company?
A: “I think your receptionist is cute.”
Q: What makes you qualified for this role?
A: “My twin sister has an accounting degree.”
Q: How would you rate your communication skills?
A: “Written communication: 13 years. Verbal communication: 16 years.”
Q: Why should we hire you or someone else?
A: “I am quick at typing. About 30wpm or 45wpm with strong coffee.”
Q: Why did you leave your last job?
A: “Got terminated after I was overheard saying: It would be a blessing to get fired.”
Q: What are your salary expectations?
A: Current salary: 50,000 Ksh. Salary desired: 200,000 Ksh
Q: Do you have job references?
A: “Yes but please only talk to Susan – definitely not Claire.”
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